Things That Mike Has Googled

Here's to them showing up next time, honey.
A LIST OF THINGS MY BOYFRIEND HAS PUT ON MY SEARCH HISTORY:

• Battletits Galactibutt
• Legend of the Buttdick
• Poostallion
• Wangstallion
• TiggleDickles
• Becky hates fun, wah wah wah
• UPDATE: "chunky butter crab nipple angular rotary tesseract sword buttstick"
• UPDATE: "kronk-donkulous"
  

Have a good day. I've been having several, here on spring break. As a matter of awesome, my 21-ness allowed me to take advantage of a liter of Bailey's on sale for $9.99. The price was cut by more than I spent on it. *silent fist pump of victory*

As a matter of not much awesome, no real hookah news. Win some lose some.